[Totally Confirmed] While Suho, Sehun and Tao were in China over their vacation, they were followed by yet another tabloid, based out of Madagascar, who reported some shocking information. At one point, they apparently drank some orange juice from a restaurant that also serves beer, so they obviously are all alcoholics. They went on to report that Suho asked the waiter for a refill, which was brought to him by a female waitress, who is now questioned to be Suho’s lover, due to their 3-second interaction, when he said “Thank you.” Furthermore, the boys’ promiscuous vacation was caught on camera yet again, when Tao sat on the edge of the dock, with his feet in the water, watching Sehun jet-ski. Tao obviously didn’t realize he was being so obvious. This very reliable tabloid is stating that Tao obviously has a deep love for the water and is aspiring to be a merman, as it were. This scandalous tabloid report could be detrimental to EXO’s careers. But on the bright side, at least we all know the truth.

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Source: 인어 주간 잡지

I KNEW IT!!!! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!! TAO IS PART FISH YAW!